You Need to Hire a Writer. Trust Me: Part I

in which I shine a harsh light on why this world would be a lot more difficult without writers.

This letter, this one right here, received from the otherwise literate State of California made me do an imitation of a dog watching TV.

If you’re tripping on mescaline and this make perfect sense to you, please email me immediately because I may, or may not, have to do something about this.

I think the coup de grâce is that it ends in the conditional tense… also, just in case you didn’t know. But you’ll need your IVR code number. Or maybe not.