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Colon Blow's Got Nothing
It turns out, according to BuzzFeed, that sugarless Gummi Bears are a phenomenally potent product to cleanse you, bowel to soul.
Honestly, I haven't laughed this hard in months. A few choice favorites:
“Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.”
... ‘If you think it’s a fart….it’s NOT.’ hahhaaaaaa”
... Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.
... When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water.
... I’ve never experienced, or even heard of that happening. It was so unnatural, that I had to check to feel if my colon had somehow passed through the anal sphincter muscle.”
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