Stupid Robot

"I wouldn't rub Pace Picante-brand salsa on my asshole if my turds came out on fire."

I’m pretty sure that the agency handling the social media account for Campbell Soup Company didn’t expect that by automating their work that the result would be quite as hilarious.

I truly hate the words “social” and “media,” particularly when they are combined. It reminds me of the silly 90s when we called online communication “new media.” That phrase also made me frown. Did RCA call their new television sets “new media?” No. No, they didn’t.